Alternative career number one

You often read in the theatre reviews that "An excited titter ran around the audience."

I wanna be a titter!

DEFIREG NEMTSAG

I once spent several hilarious hours at a party getting hammered and making up rude words using the alphabetic FRIDGE MAGNETS. Today I found this over at D4D. Fantastic. Hours of endless fun.

So...

She was only the admiral's daughter but her naval was full of seamen

So...

She was only the morse code operator's daughter, but she did it did it did it!

Boom tish, eyethangyew!

I'm thinking of a career change

Something to get me the hell outta IT. Let's brainstorm it, give me some ideas.

Penis Reading

No it's not Otis Reading’s little known brother. Cathy heard about this ancient art at evening class (teacher training) last night, I felt that I should share it with you.

It is most definitely NOT SAFE FOR WORK, you have been warned.

The coldest night of the year so far…

…and of course the feking central heating packs up. "Your pump’s gone mate." says the engineer. "Where?" says I, "It was there yesterday." Where do things go when they go?

He didn't learn it from me

In the car this morning…

Me: "What does the red light mean Sammy?"
Sam: "Thtop."
Me: "What does the green light mean?"
Sam: "Go."
Me: "So, what does the amber light mean?"
Sam: "Go really really fast!"

I wanna watch Cbeebies…

…is a regular cry from Sam. I intend to read this to him when he comes home from nursery today.

via Yorkshiresoul