Saturday, February 14, 2004

iPaq 2210

My mate Dave has just bought himself an iPaq. He wants to add memory. Anyone got any recommendations?

Thursday, February 12, 2004

The clitoris licking frog

So, this young woman is walking down the High Street. As she passes the pet shop she notices a sign in the window, "Clitoris licking frog, enquire within". She ponders the idea for a while and enters the shop. The pet shop owner appears from the back room, looks at her, smiles and says "Bonjour Madame, 'ow may I 'elp you?"