284,012,334 seconds and I don’t regret a day of it

It was our wedding anniversary yesterday. Cathy and I celebrated nine years of wedded bliss by staying home and watching telly. According to some websites it was our Pot, Willow or Leather anniversary. Does anyone know of a decent drug dealer and a fetish shop near St Paul’s Cathedral?

Oh, and the day before was my lovely niece Joanne’s brithday and my not so lovely old friend Robin’s too.