Congratulations

To our friends Pippa and Dave on the birth of their, yet to be named, baby girl yesterday afternoon.

Statistically speaking

100% of all the actuaries I have dealt with today are thick.

Questions and answers

I just replied to a business email with the words "Sex and Smoking". A small prize for the bright spark who can guess what the question was.

Teaching one oh one

Cathy went to a meeting at Guildford College yesterday morning and came away with a class to teach. Starting today. As I type, she is in the first half hour of teaching a bunch of eleven or so sixteen to nineteen year olds about Graphic Design. Kids who, for various reasons, didn't come out of school very well: a couple of them have Asperger's Syndrome, a couple of them are dyslexic and the rest have various assorted problems. The course has no curriculum, the financial rewards are non existent. My wife impresses the crap out of me sometimes.

Big up Sista!

Why

Can't I find a poppy seller?

Comment spam

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Thanks Dreu

Toddler taming, yeah right!

Look Daddy, a book about putting cats down the toilet.