Eureka

Here's the answer to my problem.

Thanks Richard

I'll just post this the once then.

Basic instincts

One of the young ladies from our call centre has just got changed to go out on the pull, she's looking rather saucy and is standing about ten feet directly behind me in a very open office. I can see my colleagues feasting their eyes, the dirty old buggers. I can't look without it being glaringly obvious that I'm a dirty old bugger as well. I'm trying to override my basic instincts but am afraid that I will snap my own neck. What should I do?

Phrases you're not likely to hear

Boris Johnson saying, "Oi, some Scouse git has nicked my copy of The Spectator."

Just a reminder

Some of you seem to have forgotten that it's mirror, signal, manoeuvre NOT manoeuvre, signal, mirror. OK?

Project management, project mismanagement and a cup of tea

One of the young guys from the call centre was overheard this morning uttering the undeniable truth that, "You can’t rush making a cup of tea, you just end up with a crap cup of tea." So, why do people, who make five times as much money as him, and considerably less tea, believe that rushing a major software development project will produce anything other than crap software?

I think that we have just come up with a foolproof aptitude test for prospective project managers.

No we're not, see

Apparently, the Welsh are not a bunch of Wayne Kerrs after all.

WYSIWYG?

Is anyone else having problems with Blogger's WYSIWYG? It appears to have become a "What you see is what you’re given".

You'll be needing a steady hand

To play Strip Britney Spears naked in this game. Turn up the sound so that she can talk dirty to you.

Not safe for work or young kids.

Many thanks to my strange fiend Andrew

Bathtime fun

"Daddy, can I play with the soap please?"
"Yes, but don’t get any in your eyes."
"I won't... WAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA MY EYES, MY EYES!!!!!!"