Here's another good idea

The carrier bag tax. Seems to be working a treat in Ireland.

Here's a good idea

There was a letter in The Times today suggesting that we change the day on which we adjust the clocks for daylight saving. We currently do it at 2:00am on Sunday morning giving us an extra hour in bed on a night when most of us can have one anyway. Why not change it to 2:00am on Monday, we all get an extra hour of Zs before we start our week servicing the grindstone.

Manners maketh man

Women are of course exempt from this and can be as rude as they damned well like.

The three ringed circus proudly presents Coco the clown on his Project Development Lifecycle

We have now reached one of the more interesting, and financially rewarding, stages of the project: with just four weeks to go until implementation, we are now moving into the "everyone working longer hours" phase.

This will of course be followed by the "panic" phase, the "assignment of blame" phase and finally the "sack everyone except the project managers" phase.