Hard to swallow

I always thought that Deep Throat was Linda Lovelace.

The right tool for the job?

We have phase two of a large data conversion this weekend. The plan, which I am busy updating from the phase one plan, has been done using a whacking great big MS Word table. In an attempt to make it slightly less unwieldy I thought that I would transfer it to a thirty foot stone tablet with a hammer and chisel.

A right two and eight

Went to the local pub last night with my friend Dave for a swift couple of pints before dinner. Four hours and eight swift pints of Fullers finest London Pride later the world was being put to rights in fine style by two black belts in the ancient martial art of talking absolute bollocks.

The kids of today and their bad language

Sam has started using words like: actually, apparently and unfortunately. All in context I'll have you know. Now, when I was Sam's age, if I would have actually used the word apparently I would, unfortunately, have had my head kicked in by most of the kids on our street for being a posh git.