DIY tip #124

Do NOT kneel on your screwdriver, it hurts like a big fat hairy hurty thing.

What’s next? Bromide in our tea.

Compulsory flouridation of our water and a proposal to make us carry ID cards. Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't we supposed to be a model free society? Don’t blame me, I didn't vote for them.

Remembrance Day

Things to do

When your two and a half year old son is helping you to clean up after a spot of DIY by vacuuming up the bits. Keep your face within easy reach of the vacuum cleaner. This will allow your son to turn suddenly and suck your top lip into the nozzle.

DIY sucks.

Too stoopid to be a web designer

OK, so I’m thick. I’ve just spent half an hour chasing around in my experimental CSS trying to figure out why a piece of text would display using one class selector but not another similar one. The only differences were a smaller font and a different text colour. I’ve just realised that if you make the font colour the same as the background colour you will not be able to see the text. Right?

Back to my paint stripping.