Drive by stupidity

I was out for a stroll at lunchtime when a car full of young guys slowed down alongside me. One of them leaned out of the window and yelled, "'ere, mate, you dropped something." and pointed at the footpath behind me. I, of course, looked. Everyone in the car burst into hysterical laughter and it drove off down the road stopping occasionally to repeat the jape.

To insivinity and beyond

Last night at bed time…

Have I told you how much I love you today Sam?
Nope.
I love you millions and billions and trillions and zillions.
Well I love you insivinity Daddy.
Insivinity?
Yeah, it goes on forever and ever.
Do you mean infinity?
Yeah, insivinity.
Say IN.
in.
Say FIN.
fin.
Say IT.
it.
Say TEE.
tee.
Put them all together.
Insivinity.
IN-FIN-IT-TEE.
Insivinity.
Night-night sweetheart.
Night-night Daddy.