You want spotted dick with that?

What's all this fuss about school dinners then? It all looks jolly healthy (and a steal at 35p per head) to me.

But seriously folks, as the parent of a boy who is fast approaching school age, I would like to say well done to young Master Oliver (a blogger if you didn't already know) for his part in making a change for the better, go to the top of the class and collect a gold star.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

With an election looming and having been inspired by Yorkshire Soul's election manifesto: I feel that I could run the country at least as badly as the incumbent bunch of eejits and probably better than any of the self serving, lying scumbags in waiting. So, vote neveratoss for:

More beer,
Bigger women,
and a shorter working week.

All things in moderation especially moderation – Vote neveratoss