I have to do this…

Two men stole a calendar…

…They got six months each!


Thanks to Noel

Project Management 101

Just in case any project managers are listening (which of course, they are not!).

Pressure does NOT equal motivation. In fact, pressure adds no value. People (or resources if you will) work just as hard (if not harder) if they are happy as they will if they are under pressure.

"But it HAS TO BE be in System Test by Wednesday." is a dumb arsed statement!

Mind the gap

On the train this morning, "This is a safety announcement, please mind the gap between the train and the p…".