After dinner nipple sir?

So, Sam walked into his Grandma's bedroom whilst she was in the early stages of getting dressed, "Grandma, you've forgotten to put your nipple covers on!" And a little later, "I think that my new Acton Man is a lady: he has big nipples."

Dunno where he gets it!

Lucky bastard

My little family are safe; my extended family are safe; my friends are safe and my neighbours are safe (unless you count the fact that some arse stole Chris' door bell). We live in a safe middle class corner of an extremely safe middle class part of an extremely safe middle class country where nothing extreme ever happens.

I get to tell my little boy a story and tuck him into bed tonight.