Weather forecast

Plagues of: blood, frogs, fleas, flies, livestock, boils, storms, locust, darkness, firstborn or at least rain of biblical proportions will hit Cornwall during the next week. We're going camping.

Drinking on a school night

Not big, not funny, not clever!

If in doubt, twat it!

Spent most of the weekend hitting stuff. I turned the concrete foundations of an old greenhouse into a large pile of rubble with the aid of a sledge hammer, a pick axe and some elbow grease. Fantastic sense of achievement along with a great release of pent up agression. My hands, wrists, arms, shoulders and back are painfully reminding me of the fact that I'm a computer programmer, and as such I am not used to hard physical labour.